Wanna coldblooded way to exact Valentine’s revenge on your ex? Try this sick option

If you’ve ever wanted to turn your ex into the vermin he (or she) is and watch them feel the pain they gave you, a Texas zoo has a unique (and harmless) way for jilted lovers to exact a little Valentine’s revenge.

What’s best, their exes don’t have to live in Texas for them to join in the fun.

The San Antonio Zoo is hosting its first-ever “Cry Me A Cockroach” event.

For a small fee, the zoo will name a cockroach — or even a rat — after an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend and serve the animals up as a snack on Valentine’s Day so you can sit back and enjoy a little Valentine’s revenge.

Birds and reptiles from the zoo will join in on the feast. The Valentine’s day feedings will be live-streamed on Feb. 14.

Cockroaches cost $5 and rats (which will be fed to the zoo’s snakes) cost $25.

To submit a name or learn about the event click here: Event page

The zoo will be streaming the feedings on Facebook Live at the following link:  San Antonio Zoo Facebook.

The ‘Cry Me A Cockroach’ promotion closes on at 5 p.m. Thursday. Only names submitted through the zoos website will be featured through the promotion. All names will be submitted anonymously, and only first names will be displayed during the feeding event.

If carnivorous revenge isn’t your thing, you could try a few of these rather odd (and sometimes mean) options for getting back at your ex:

TrollCakes.com: This internet site will send a cake to the former subject of your affection with any kind of messaging you’d like. Many people opt for the nastiest thing the recipient ever wrote to them in an electronic message.

ThePayback.com: These sinister folks will help you get your message across by offering to send dead, wilted roses to the subject of your disgust.

PoopSenders.com: We’re not making this up. This site will send a pile of poop (yes, real poop) to your ex to get across just how disgusting you think they are. The site offers cow, elephant and even gorilla excrement at your, well, fingertips. Gross.

On second thought, maybe you should just skip all of these odd options and just move on … he (or she) isn’t worth your time anyway. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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